"i wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then i go to work to a job for which i get paid too little, but on pretzel day? well, i like pretzel day." - stanley hudson.
the perfect gift for any office fan who needs a little motivation to remember to live life to it's fullest + happiest. like pretzel days.
hand wash only. not dishwasher safe.
engraved side is for decoration only, while the other side is the functional side and can be used in your kitchen.
the laser uses heat to burn in the engraved portion. because every piece of wood, even those of the same kind, react differently to heat, there may be a variation in the coloring of the engraved areas.
bamboo engravings have ridges. this is totally normal and impossible to avoid.
binky beads are generally made to order. please check our faq page for current processing times.
orders under $100 are shipped usps first class (2-5 days), orders over $100 are shipped usps priority mail (1-3 days).
please contact us ahead of time if you need your items by a specific date. we have rush options available.
we offer a limited lifetime guarantee on all of our products.
within 30 days of purchase, we will send you a return shipping label and cover return shipping costs. outside of 30 days, but within 90 days, the customer is required to pay shipping to binky beads and binky beads will pay for return shipping. if it has been more than 90 days, the customer is responsible for all shipping costs. in addition, if any parts have gone missing, the customer is responsible for paying retail cost on new parts. see specific examples in our faq section.
please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org prior to sending back your binky beads. any items sent back without prior communication will be considered a forced return and you will be required to pay shipping to get your item(s) back.